Beauregard Lionett Simp

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside

Dude ur so right this is some shit the Castle would do for shits and giggles lmao

if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.

Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.

I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

what you fail to take into account is he's been stuck on tatooine for 19 years and so he has specific and very personal beef with each and every creature in that cantina

Raccoon time raccoon time raccoon time RACCOON TIME

I must be fully insane, because even after five hours of force-feeding and being shat on by and cleaning up after raccoons, I still lost my mind when I saw a raccoon mother and babies on my drive home.