My obnoxiously awkward life

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

there are no doors at the bethesda offices you have to clip through the walls to get in

TIS THE SEASON…FOR SPAAAAAAAAAACE :D

When u look so bad a homie comes in just to roast you

IM DYING

Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me

the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it

not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion

This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs

wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?!

Your cats are the sweetest beings on the Earth, it makes my heart warm knowing that they exist. They love you very much and they care so much, they want you healthy and happy and will make sure you don’t neglect yourself and oh god they are so perfect. Real pure love exists, I am happy to be alive today.

My cat likes to climb on top of the kitchen cupboards but has a problem getting down so I started leaving treats out so her fat ass would come down quicker, unfortunately I think I’ve just conditioned my cat into thinking she gets treats from climbing onto the cupboards. Also she can hear a dreamies packet being shook and can tell if it’s actually dreamies or not.

Oh my god I love cats.

I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

I really needed this

I got teary with this. Thank you

I desperately needed this rn. Thank you so very much

This is the best news I’ve heard all week

It got better since the last time

Me when I can’t hear what someone’s saying but I don’t want to ask them to repeat it

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “i haven’t started either”

Also "I failed that test too"

reblogging for commentary 

But, assuming the mother wasn’t raped, the choice to HAVE a baby and risk sacrificing their “bodily autonomy” is a choice that the mother made. YOu don’t have to have sex with someone. Cases of rape aside, it isn’t ethical to say abortion is justified. The unborn baby has rights, too. 

Boom.

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

This is awesome.

Not something I’d typically reblog but I like.

This is bloody fantastic.

Honestly seeing old photos in color makes the past so much more tangible.

i’m crying