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In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

ive gotten into the habit of saying 'girl' in replacement of 'dude' and i do it to grown men and they donttt really like it

love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew

with the temperature my laptop reaches I might as well be

the cats are gonna keep trying until they evolve to a point that they’re actually able to consume plastic. and then global pollution will be over

I can see people’s auras but I don’t believe in that stuff so I just ignore it

You may think it's all fun and games. It is, which is why you're allowed to think that 👍

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex