Todd Howard ate my son

nobody coughs up blood dramatically into their handkerchiefs anymore

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

makes it all worth it

hi I used to work at the treasury and my boss didnt like this post as much as I thought

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

*slap slap* Johnny Silverhand is a character who can fit so much symbolism in him. He's a dog. He's a cat. He's a terminal illness and the ghost it leaves behind when it kills you. He's a demon. He's a guardian angel. He's the Hanged Man AND the Lovers AND the Temperance tarot cards simultaneously. He's Satan. He's the Sword of Damocles. He's fire. He's a haunted house. He's Dante Alighieri. He's Orpheus. He's Cassandra. He's Samson. He's your conscience. He's your sense of morality. He's your time of the month. He's addiction. He's America's horrible failure to support veterans. He's your will to live. He's your subconscious desire to rebel against the status quo. I love him; Johnny is a character that contains multitudes and half of them are actively trying to rip the player character's throat out.

Dare I say he's the grief and crumbling sense of self after a profound loss

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

WHAT

its so funny when you ask somebody if their "work" is AI generated and they say "all of it has a human touch. none of our work doesnt have human guidance. human creativity was crucial throughout" and its like okay so yeah it is all AI slop then gotcha

oh in case it isnt super clear from these examples or i didnt convey what i was saying correctly, basically phrases like this are almost guaranteed to be attempts to dodge the question. if it didnt have any AI in it theyd just say no, yknow? people talking like this are trying to avoid confirming they used AI because they know there will be backlash against them for doing so, so they try to conceal it by talking in circles about the humans writing the AI prompts. like is it AI? haha humans were there the whole time. yeah but did they use AI? well humans were there. I KNOW. DID THEY USE AI? they used many tools, including human creativity!

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the wife of this boddhisattva keeps cheating on him with me and it sucks every time he catches us fucking on his bed he just smiles and nods with boundless compassion and understanding i think she's actually getting off on how guilty it makes me feel

Good for her