i heart logging off

this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

"Shaking my head so everyone knows I disapprove" was meant to be a joke about needless posturing in preemptive defense against a hypothetical bad faith crowd, but I fear it's pmuch now a lifestyle

Shaking my head but catching the cameras eye and giving a sick grin nobody in the scene notices so you know i have evil intentions

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

i think it's tempting to be defeatist about this, but everyone is a few easy google searches away from fixing their surfing experience. adblockers are good. dns-based ad and tracker blocking is easy to set up with a little effort. browser extensions will reign in cookies and scripts. your internet surfing experience CAN be ad-free, and faster because your browser is not loading 293847 scripts and running auctions in the background to see who gets your data. but you have to put in a modicum of effort.

i dog and i dog on grrm but every time i go on that damn subreddit i get so defensive of that old man. oh you think it's so easy? you think it's all fun and games to write a thousand page book in a multipov multicontinental densely structured narrative setting with all the world's eyes on you? go ahead u/chudmeister0621 pick the pen we're all waiting

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

The word you are looking for is an ensemble cast. You like the ensemble cast. Not found family.