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- Cronan Malvere, Crowntide (Book 4 of Lightlark)

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ideas for discourse i came up with
having OCs is bourgeois
people who write erotica should be considered sex workers
only americans believe in aliens
it's misogynist to draw touhou characters with big boobs
the "godzilla" franchise is harmful because it teaches children that they should be afraid of lizards and other animals
feel free to argue about any of these, credit not needed but appreciated
i know its bad but im kind of obsessed with how tacky taylor swifts wedding was. every detail i learn of makes it sound worse
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Your character is eating a snack. Do they make it last, or do they wolf the whole thing down immediately?
Okay so Ada is mostly human (dw about itttt) but has a wierd metabolism so usually eats a ton at once which then lasts a long time rather than snacking. So her 2 modes are eats nothing or medieval ass feast. I feel like she'd chew gum and other stuff to have something to do as well
What's something your character is fine with accepting help with? What's something they'll refuse to accept help with?
I think she'd be fine accepting input from people she associates with and depending on the scenario & person would accept help with anything work related tbh (she's mainly a kind of fixer so is always helping with random odd tasks).
If someone gently suggested she stop getting into relationships that are bad for her she'd scream and cry and throw up forever.
another oc ask gamee i must be repeating questions by now but it doesnt matter
(pro tip: name some ocs in the tags when you reblog this so newcomers can ask with ease, and be sure to send an ask to the person you reblog it from!)
What kind of trash is/would be in your character's car?
Your character leaves a gathering, and the people who were with them immediately start talking about something they did. What was it?
What does your character consider their greatest shortcoming, and what is actually their greatest shortcoming?
If your character was a pet, what would be the story of how their owner got them?
Your character is ordering food, and they ask for some change to be made (extra something, hold an ingredient, swap this for that, etc). What are they most likely asking for?
When your character cries, is it just for a minute or do they cry for a long time? How hard is it to pull themself out of it?
If your character is missing, how is their absence felt? Even if nobody specifically notices or cares, does their absence have any effect on things?
"Oh, I know [character]! They're soβ¦" What?
If the story of your character's current life was given a prequel or sequel, what would they focus on?
Your character is famous. What's the big scandal or rumor that comes out about them? (Not necessarily something that actually happens in their story, but something that might come up and turn into a whole tabloid field day.)
Your character is whacking somebody. With what? Are they being playful or trying to hurt them?
What's something people always trust your character on? What's something they probably won't trust your character on?
How accurate is your character's perception of themself?
Somebody wants to get in touch with your character. What's the best way to do that? (You can answer for people who know them or people who don't, or both.)
Your character is eating a snack. Do they make it last, or do they wolf the whole thing down immediately?
What's something your character is fine with accepting help with? What's something they'll refuse to accept help with?
Your character is at a party, and things are getting dull. Do they suggest a game or a seance? Start an argument? Sneak off to make out with someone? Leave?
Think of the last song you listened to. What was your character doing the year that song came out? (If the year isn't applicable, pick another one you've heard recently.)
How much will your character put up with being treated badly? Has there been a time when somebody made them snap?
What color best represents your character as a person, and why?
You're babysitting the 5 year old version of your character. What is that experience like?
Put all your characters in alphabetical order (by first or last name, doesn't matter.) Your character is suddenly switched into the life of the character right after them. How are they doing?
Your character is wearing a graphic tee shirt. What's on it?
What's a memory your character has from school? (If they never went to school, a time they were learning something, preferably from another person.)
Does your character have a favorite home-cooked food? If so, are they the one who makes it, or does someone else make it better?
If your character was going to go somewhere just for a fun day out, where would they go?
What's something your character would love to do, but is currently unable to because of their circumstances?
Is your character more likely to buy something they don't need if it looks cute or cool? What kind of aesthetic might persuade them?
What does your character like to be surrounded by? Interpret this question however you like.
What's something you bought recently that your character might also buy?

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Reaching a point where I wonder how hard it would be to make an extension that hide all users based in the USA on twitter. I have to engage in a rigourous program of self de-yankification.
something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.
DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION
I know this is a humorous exaggeration designed to show how silly it is to deny medication and mobility/quality of life aids to disabled people by applying the argument to something silly in a way that nobody would ever do but... unfortunately I have heard people say this. I've heard people suggest that people with minor sight problems shouldn't get glasses, and people needing to move to a stronger prescription should do it and should stay on as light a prescription as they can use and still function, because the glasses will "weaken their eyes" and make their eyesight worse (which is bullshit). People will pull this ableist bullshit on glasses wearers, too.
unfortunately no matter how much you try to parody ableism, some completely genuine asshole out there already has you beat.
#'you wouldnt say this about wheelchairs!' yes they would.#'you wouldnt do this with a missing limb!' i promise they do#'but what about-' look just assume no matter how stupid it is that people are dicks about it
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wait yeah how did i forget to include that part

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literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all
like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??
i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself π₯°" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw
can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags
i love this post so much. all the replies are like
"i'm so basic.....i just like a lot of butter or jam :(" (as though those are not god's best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)
"FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i'll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me" (no notes. god would encourage this)
doxxing one's self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)
"does a grilled cheese count as toast?" (not for the purposes of this post)
"i don't like toast please don't kill me" (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)
people who put full ass meals on toast (based)
people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)
melty peanut butter (absolutely based)
"it's a guilty pleasure but...nutella π³" (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)
special shoutout to the pots-havers adding extra salt. also the one person who mentioned kaya. i see you and am in agreement
250 years of the United States here's to another 0 more πππππππ
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it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is
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