- Cronan Malvere, Crowntide (Book 4 of Lightlark)
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- Cronan Malvere, Crowntide (Book 4 of Lightlark)

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when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed
the internet seems like a distant dream
whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads
i think it's tempting to be defeatist about this, but everyone is a few easy google searches away from fixing their surfing experience. adblockers are good. dns-based ad and tracker blocking is easy to set up with a little effort. browser extensions will reign in cookies and scripts. your internet surfing experience CAN be ad-free, and faster because your browser is not loading 293847 scripts and running auctions in the background to see who gets your data. but you have to put in a modicum of effort.
1) people should not have to put effort into not having their data taken and sold from them
2) even with all the ad blockers in the world they still get through because nothing is 100% especially with sponsored content (and ESPECIALLY when it's not flagged as sponsored content)
3) sometimes you will have to use devices that aren't your own and that you can't just download adblockers on, like public computers
4) stop making this out to be an issue created by the individual when it's the fault of megacorporations polluting the online sphere with bloat that wastes actual material energy and resources for pointless advertisements
5) I am allowed to vent
i dog and i dog on grrm but every time i go on that damn subreddit i get so defensive of that old man. oh you think it's so easy? you think it's all fun and games to write a thousand page book in a multipov multicontinental densely structured narrative setting with all the world's eyes on you? go ahead u/chudmeister0621 pick the pen we're all waiting
joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.
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literallyΒ ok so not a funny story but kind of funny?Β when I was nine I encountered rape in a book and I was like hey mom whatβs this meanΒ and she explained it and I was like oh. gross.Β and then like two weeks later a girl on the bus abruptly disclosed her csa and we were all like ????? what ????Β but I was like wait hang on thereβs a word for that βοΈπ€Β and explained what it meant and that it was illegal and that you could talk to a teacher or my mom if it had happened to youΒ and everyone was like ohhhhh I see I see and very somberly comforted the girlΒ (she was safe she was removed from her home and living with my neighbor at the time so it wasnβt Urgent)
And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers donβt want them to.

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i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should
Have you seen that a prologue was added to lightlark? I have it on kindle and was trying to find a quote for a friend - this now appears before the first chapter
I think it might've been added after crowntide was written as it mentions lightlark 'disappearing' in the cursed storm which only comes up there.
I don't think that is new information, actuallyβ I guess the idea it is leaving while in the storm rather than merely being hidden.... But oddly that nuance remains pointless. Technically, yes, in crowntide we hear the cursed storm is like.... Taking itself/the island I guess to Curseworld. But this means nothing, informs nothing, changes nothing. It's amazingly pointless!
I don't care for this prologue. The book tells you the prophecy a lot, and tells you all this exposition fairly quickly, so what's the point.... It's kina a blurb
The only thing of note here is that. Um.
This prologue is... Inaccurate? For no reason? It is just wrong.
"six rulers came togetherβ" BZZT. WRONG. Grim's dad was already dead and Grim didn't join the suicide pact. It was, keyly, five realms and rulers. This isn't a secret. No one likes Nightshades or Grim.
I guess there's a blanket of "it is said", but why be wrong. Dude wasn't there.
didn't see it until I sent the ask but it also adds a list of the powers and curses, which makes it clear that
1) shes mad no one took the skyling curse seriously
2) nightshades are ridiculously overpowered and clearly her favourite
The word you are looking for is an ensemble cast. You like the ensemble cast. Not found family.
I am now 24
is it over for me ?
its so over
you're washed
bro was born in 2002 π₯
noo i love older women
im bald (hev option)
'Oh why do you want to move out you can stay as long as you need' Okay so I wanted to spend around 30 mins cooking breakfast 3 hours ago and you haven't given me the space to do so yet. It's 1pm.
AT LAST: brioche fried in butter, fried egg with chili flakes & sweet chili sauce, bacon fried in maple syrup

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'Oh why do you want to move out you can stay as long as you need' Okay so I wanted to spend around 30 mins cooking breakfast 3 hours ago and you haven't given me the space to do so yet. It's 1pm.
getting my period on my birthday. someone get me a gun.
I hate remembering my OCs aren't real bc wym my hundreds of years of this noble house I invented aren't canon. They've already been through so much now you tell them they are nothing ???
Maelle smiling down at her descendants finally following her legacy of trying to destroy the empire. Everyone else smiling up at the same.
Maelle (Vestige): Templar, healer, generally tried to help everyone at once and earnestly believes the entire provice of cyrodil must be cleansed with divine fire and High King Emeric installed as emperor (moderate centrist position in the mid-second era)
Gwyn (nevervarine): Thinks unethical magic is the best and in fact only solution to any issue. Kicked out of the family for this, learns no lessons during the course of the plot. Some say she's still doing insane shit in Akavir to this day. Is vaguely aware the empire exists.
Danae (LDB): eldest daughter of the current count who served with Ulfric in the great war, she trusts her dads judgement and also has an extremely complicated relationship to her faith - ends up switching to side with stormcloaks after getting the crown. Wanted to just study at the college of winterhold (no really) and would like to not be the hero of prophecy and deciding a civil war pretty please.
#notice how no one went missing π€
Yeah they did his name was charling kirk (bicurious doesn t count)
i need to you to know my tag was going to be 'notice how only charlie kirk died'i swear to god

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It's stupid that in starside there are like 3 distinct stages of pre-quest selection.
- Get on this one rock in the FMCs fuck ass little town
- Several days (?) carriage ride + elimination event to get to the kings castle
- Then a melee to get to the gates to start the quest
This isn't even counting that people have to travel to the FMCs town, which could be days or weeks itself