- Cronan Malvere, Crowntide (Book 4 of Lightlark)
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- Cronan Malvere, Crowntide (Book 4 of Lightlark)

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french humiliation on 14th of july is funny
If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?
I trust her, I’ll be fine
I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h
It depends on what kind of day we’re having
This is gonna suck…
Other/nuance
bored on tha wiki and once again i am simply baffled by devils advocate having it out for pretty generic 'mercenary with a cute kid he cares about' character. its hard to do character assassination bc he wasn't a focus in mainline resurrection but my god they manage it. just flanderising a guy who is in like 3 tales to a self important idiot out of maybe 1 line.
me and the original author are maybe the only people on earth who care about agent aleksander foxx but devils advocate is so mean spirited i feel like i must defend a guy whos pretty whatever.
bored on tha wiki and once again i am simply baffled by devils advocate having it out for pretty generic 'mercenary with a cute kid he cares about' character. its hard to do character assassination bc he wasn't a focus in mainline resurrection but my god they manage it. just flanderising a guy who is in like 3 tales to a self important idiot out of maybe 1 line.

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Flavours of unreliable narrator:
Lying to the reader
Lying to themselves
Simply misinformed
Not paying attention
Has weird priorities
Assumed you knew
Hates you personally
Bad at communicating
Easily sidetracked
Will believe anything
Has weird prejudices
Just kind of dumb
real nuance perverts when it depends
olivia rodrigo is lowkirk better at better at breakup songs/albums than taylor swift
Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

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Starside by %
0-15%: A pointless set of pre-quest obstacle courses, the stated intent of which is to reduce entrants to 50 but the magical gates only allow 50 through. So why bother. In a better book this would help establish the world and characters. While reading this section feels both rushed and painfully slow simulateously.
15-25%: Aris makes and then loses two friends so she can be stuck with the male lead, Harlan. No I'm not kidding that is his name. She also gets a dragon for a few pages before that fucks off.
25-70%: Aris and Harlan trudge around, occasionally getting into fights where the men sexually harass Aris. They make almost no relationship progress. I think maybe 2 plot points occur in total. They make out due to a horny pillar of fire one time.
70-80%: While severely behind schedule Aris spends a few days being a dick to a guy who saved her life and learns how to dance - something she is of course naturally brilliant at - in order to convince a bunch of people who sexually harass her that she's fuckable.
80-90%: Back to the interminable nothing, with a side of Aris's one female friend being fridged off page.
90-95%:
95-100%: Plot twist corner, obligatory cliff hanger ending. As is standard for Aster, this woman is pathological incapable of not finishing a book on a cliff hanger.
starside alex aster is so bad i need to fund one of the youtubers who do 3+ hour breakdowns of YA to make a video on it. its so much worse than lightlark one and for what.
#Real
I firmly believe that how feminist a book is is better demonstrated by its background characters rather than its mains
What I mean by this is that a book may have “feminist” female leads who are strong, competent, complex, whatever, but how do they portray women just...existing in the world? Are there women in the background, or is the fantasy novel with its strong independent Action Girl protagonists set on a background of generic male soldiers, guards, councilors, shopkeepers, messengers, and wizard apprentices? Are minor characters ever women when there’s no particular reason for them to be? When women appear in the background of your story, do they have any unique qualities that hint at a complex picture we’re not seeing or do they slide seamlessly into Pampered Noblewoman, Prostitute and Vaguely Maternal Older Woman Who Runs A Tavern Or Something?
If your protagonist is a fighter or magic user, do you show other women in those roles? If your society is more relaxed about sex discrimination, have you built a world that looks like it?
Have you built a world where your female characters don’t all have to be The Best At Everything, or is almost every female character placed where she can be extraordinary next to a bunch of male counterparts? Are you comfortable letting a female wizard or warrior be average or unimportant, or does she have to be one of the most skilled and powerful of them all, able to match or best all the men around her? On the other hand, are you comfortable having a female wizard or warrior be indisputably the most skilled or powerful out of the wizards or warriors, without drawing attention to her gender, placing her in competition with men, or having her be an exception to the rule because she’s female?
Are you letting your female characters be mediocre and un-extraordinary? Your world is full of powerful sorceresses, fierce battle maidens and calculating noblewomen, but do women do things in this world other than be Exemplary and Great and Awesome? If you’ve established that women do business and fight, do you have female soldiers carousing at bars and vaguely dull female Evil Minions Of The Dark Lord bumbling around doing evil bidding and female apprentices slacking on work or is every background woman we see competent and controlled and intelligent and doing whatever it is she’s doing without error, whereas only men are allowed to be foolish, impulsive, mess things up, or just be shown unflatteringly during the couple sentences we know them? In other words, does the world show women being unapologetically human beings or are all your female characters basically making up for being women by not doing anything that would badly represent their gender?
In particular, if you’re trying to show a society with gender equality, that means the dark lord is willing to hire women who are bumbling idiots as guards, and not just that some female wizards climbed their way to the top and became As Good As Men because they’re so badass they can snap god like a bunch of uncooked spaghetti.

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EVIL NONBINARY for nonbinaries that are EVIL and MEAN
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.
I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'