rotten and thriving

A Dog’s Birthday, 1960s

Oh to be, oh to be, oh to be!

I accidentally (Yes, accidentally. Please be careful and keep track of your cold medicines when you’re sick.) took too much when I had, like, bronchitis and let me tell you there was nothing fun about that at all. At all. It felt like my skin was violently trying to shed and I couldn’t stop twitching. Also I saw big, dark shadow people coming out of every door or closet. Don’t do it.

please for the love of god do not overdose on antihistamines especially benadryl because i will second the fact that your hallucinations will be completely indistinguishable from real life scenarios and it will fuck you up in the head in the worst type of way and it is beyond terrifying

THIS IS A GIANT FUCKING RED FLAG FOR PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY. I TOOK THIS SHIT WHEN I HAD A SINUS INFECTION AND MY ANXIETY WAS SO BAD I COULDN’T HOLD A PENCIL I WAS SHAKING SO HARD. PLS SIGNAL BOOST THIS FOR PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY AS WELL

@schizomnom I feel like this would be important for psychotics to know!

Y’all consider people to be too sensitive nowadays but have you ever considered that maybe the things you say aren’t as light hearted as you think and that you sound like a fucking dickhead ?

That’s such a hauntingly beautiful sound.

@thosetwistedtales

i love when women realize they not asking for too much

Do ladies love stupid men or do they just love men who don’t exhaust every opportunity to feel smart

“I used to think that melancholy was a vegetable” that’s incredible, let’s hang out more

Which Pokemon are allowed to curse?

Swampert says fuck all of the time, it’s a blessing and a curse ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Muscle Mom can but not around her baby :o

Timburr absolutely swears like a sailor.

Donphan CAN swear, but prefers not to around smaller/younger mon or trainers

Genesect says “jackass”

Swablu is legally not allowed to swear

Dialga Can swear and if he regrets it can quickly go back in time

Minior swears when it hits the earth after crashing from space.

Magikarp cusses a lot but no one can understand it. It’s mostly just saying “fuck” every time they flop onto a particularly sharp pebble.

Shroomish swears every once in a while, usually like “fuck it” because he’s an A N G E R Y boy

Ditto doesn’t know any swear words

Mudkipz say fuck too, it starts early.

man like. being lgbt kind of ruins time with relatives in a very specific way that cishets will never truly experience. like family time can be rough tm but theres a special brand of discomfort that lgbt people face and it’s kinda wild

It’s the specific feeling of “these people’s love is entirely conditional, and I know exactly what the conditions are, and one day I’m gonna have to bite the bullet and come out and none of these people will love me anymore”. It’s not a feeling cishet ppl experience for obvious reasons.

even when you’re out there are still those families who shift uncomfortably when you show up with your significant other, when you mention a crush you have or someone you find attractive, when a new partner comes with a family member and you have to come out and answer those questions again, when family members say they’re okay with it but won’t ever ask you about a partner, your love life, future plans because they’re uncomfortable… there is always that extra layer.