Cauliflower

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Piston cup!

man of few words i see!

(via sweet-classic-dreaming, sweetlolitas)

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

They would not go on cute dates and raise children, they would punch each other in the throat and have bad sex on the couch.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny