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JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

LAST DAY WE CAN REBLOG THIS

We found a true snack from the forbidden one

oh no i need them

I found a recipe for them that’s in English, although it’s only for pear-flavoured ones

Pears can be substituted with almost any fruit in this recipie! (Bananas pineapple and kiwis are weird.. texture wise, but it should work with any other, apple being the closest logical example)

I’m “haven’t seen the sea in a long time”

any group of children between ages 7 and 14 will, if left unattended for over 40 seconds, begin to form weird cults

seriously you go into another room to get a band-aid and you come back to find a quartet of ten year-olds prostrating themselves around a dirty baby sock they found on the floor and chanting “speak to us, master” and that’s just life

I am a teacher and my students formed an unhealthy obsession with a can of unopened sprite I had on my shelf. They called it their god. One day I found them holding rulers in the form of a cross singing Kumbaya, so I hid the Sprite as it was becoming a distraction. So the students made a change.org petition to find it.

I remember when I was a kid one of my friends and I used to worship a golden pencil called Mot Mot, which used my friend as a vessel. He had many divine revelations.

when I was in the scouts at 13 years old, the entire group swore a cucumber into the scouts, he was an official member, we had a tiny scarf for him and his name was "Inactive Falcon"

“hey can you do a normal voice for this character” “absolutely not”

Op what are you talking about this is objectively great

like the original voice actor is fucking feral, so this is on point and the translation is localized just enough for less weeby fans to enjoy it without it being too much

Kill love

the first spiderman movie with toby mcguire ca e out in 2002

Oh god. It’s finally back.

I L O V E T H I S O M G

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

Delete this of the Internet

@hanyouakumu

Delete this of the Internet

@hanyouakumu

My question is… why? 

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

Give it a dime, apparently.

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

It’s laying eggs in you.

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt