Moonlight Heroine

you people aren't CASTING

when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.

I met a girl who did a very good half of exam but didn't actually know the answer, so she wrote a full page (two sides), left half a sentence at the end of the page and wrote "Page 1 of 2" and submitted that. Because the teacher assumed it was her fault and that she had lost half of the exam, she gave her a passing grade hoping she wouldn't complain. And she didn't, of course.

In college, I forgot I had a paper (that I hadn't written a word of) due, until the teacher asked us to pass them forward at the start of the class... I had my computer though, and so I said I had forgotten the printed copy at home, could I please run to the computer lab after class and print it and bring it right over? He said sure, he could wait a few minutes since it was just downstairs. I don't have to look at my hands to type, so I wrote it in class while staring at the board like I was taking notes, and printed it off after. Got a B on it.

#bullshitting takes many forms#and should be a skill kids are allowed to hone

Honestly, bullshitting effectively is one of the best things that college teaches you, which is another reason AI is terrible

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i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??

THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP

nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE

they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about

i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper

Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?

A fucking what now?

BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!

Here in New York it’s just called an ice.

DO YOU ALL FUCKING MEAN POPSICLES???? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING UP WITH EUPHEMISMS FOR POPSICLES.

who put a zooper dooper on my dash and then insisted it was called anything but a zooper dooper.

?. The humble freeze pop ??

That’s clearly a BonIce

How are they not called Otter Pops when there are literally otters on them!

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.