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Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

moritz. moritz my boy. my son. little german boy who should not have access to a gun. i will give him a grand. moritz. moritz don't tell the angels shit moritz. they don't need to know if you played pirates moritz. moritz come back.

not to be talking about avengers (2012) in the current year (2025) but tony stark walking into a room full of spies and government agents, planting a hacking device on one of their computers, starting up a little hacking program on a giant screen in full view of everyone present, and then exiting WITH NO ONE NOTICING simply because he is THAT good at misdirection and running his mouth. what the fuck. icon legend media trained at the Maria Stark Public Appearances Bootcamp at age 4 guy who crowd worked his way out of a senate hearing they do not make them like this anymore

Literally why I will always love him

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell