"Love is in the air" WRONG! Your house is haunted!

image: tweet. "no i actually noticed that social cue i just don't know what to do with it". end iD.

(in case no one has said this to you in a while) i am proud of you for continuing to exist when it feels impossible

The secret to always having things go according to plan is to have multiple mutually exclusive plans which between them encompass the entire space of possible outcomes. That way, no matter what happens, it will be according to a plan.

please, mr. complex was my father. call me god.

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

I’m your funniest mutual’s pity mutual

omg the girlies

omg the girls are saviiiiiiiing wiiiildliiiiife

Not all heroes wear capes. Or trousers.

I saw this on insta and someone commented asking her how she knew they were in there and she said that she saw the mama duck with only one duckling and thought it was suspicious so she stopped to check and hear them quacking down there... :') <3

the way the momma duck sped up once she saw her babies yayyyy

[ID copied from alt, image 1: a ceramic sculpture of a being with a cloud for a head and a legless body with two arms. its cloud head has a single eye carved in the center and is glazed white. its body is inscribed with raindrop shapes and glazed blue. Image 2: another angle of the cloud being sculpture. End ID]

no i actually don’t think that romance is an inherent good

I don't like being reminded of the person I was in the past and that includes the person I was like last week