"Love is in the air" WRONG! Your house is haunted!

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

fool (honorific)

trips and falls and cracks my head open but it's filmed like a pantyshot

I'm being complimented basically every time I leave the house to go anywhere besides work, and finding people who seem super cool and way out of my league telling me that I seem super cool. And it's just so strange to me. In a good way I think

And at work too ig!! I wore jeans and a tshirt today and my trainer got so excited and told me it's so cute like okay ig! Thanks!!

okay youre good with this? youre sure you wanna do the vivisection thing? i know you said youre into the whole mad scientist thing but i wanna make sure. okay cool. mhm. sighs. no yeah im okay it's just.... i just wish we could incorporate glowing green goo and big clunky switches and old drafty gothic castles, y'know? yeah, yeah. maybe some beakers and flasks with oddly coloured liquid that may be corrosive. it's just... no yeah i can put your liver back in but like next time we do this can i at least pretend to be bringing you back from the dead and do an evil laugh? aw thank you so much