"Love is in the air" WRONG! Your house is haunted!

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

i should be able to donate my excess shame to those in need

i should be able to donate my excess shame to those in need

i should be able to donate my excess shame to those in need

shawty's like a malady in my head

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

t shirt that says "i can be trusted with sharp objects" and on the back it just has a massive blood stain

actually it should have blood stains on the front too

man, The Character really strikes me as someone who would struggle with Same Problems I Have, for no apparent reason

Is this from Muppet's Goncharov?

It is! Only the directors cut though.