"Love is in the air" WRONG! Your house is haunted!

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

Image of text: “That is horrifying and I want to go home,” I said, although I pronounced it, “Ah, I see.”

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

the implication of saying hi

we simply must put every single word that exists up on the shelf. i've had enough

listening to the same album over and over is good for your health btw

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

i can't cope

accidentally asked a customer today if she would like to "put in your phone number for amazing digital coupons?"