"Love is in the air" WRONG! Your house is haunted!

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

makes me nervous when people talk about just skipping through work/school safety trainings…. like what if you’re the one who needed to see that ?

(forgetting the word “touchscreen”) my mom’s new car has an amazing digital surface

[ID: Two photos of a tiny crocheted blue coelacanth, a type of fish, held in the palm of someone's hand. The coelacanth looks like it would be about the same size as the person's thumbnail. /end ID]

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad