Welcome to the New, Improved, Two Party System

hey reading legislative records from the 1830s is the worst thing my brain has ever had to do 

dc should do a superman au set in the 1830s when journalism was like 60% made up and everyone knew it. oh yeah there's some kind of "super" "man" who comes from beyond the stars? right in our city? and where is he? oh he just left? dude give it up you're not going to do moon hoax numbers again this is getting tacky

men love to make fun of women for overreacting in emergencies when they are, in fact, massively under-reacting

we have this conversation every hurricane season but if your man is refusing to evacuate for a natural disaster or shelter for a tornado because “it’s not that serious”, just leave, stop arguing, let him die. that’s my opinion. don’t die with him. write your number on his arm in permanent so they can call you when/if they find him in the floodwater and go. if he’s right, he’s already shown you his true colors by mocking your concern. if he’s wrong, he’s fucked.

According to the National Weather Service, 65% of direct hurricane victims are men. Not deaths during cleanup efforts, direct hurricane victims. So leave his ass to join that 65% and do not die with him.

It’s the general consensus from the safety community too, evacuate yourself and your pets and your children even if your spouse is stubbornly refusing to go. Do not kill yourself, other people you love and potentially future rescuers because your spouse thinks he’s stronger than a hurricane.

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say

can you reblog and tell me which of your ocs has the stupidest name

Yes, it's true, I'm personally putting your OCs into my lava pits. Sorry, they're dead now. There's nothing you can do.