a strange but otherwise harmless act of hoo-ha

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

I don't know if this is that funny but I'm someplace where I can't laugh out loud so there are tears fully streaming down my face (if you don't know, Tiktok automatically assigns a random background audio/song to something you upload and you have to delete it before you publish it or else you'll get this weird overlaying sound)

my new bugsnax.... ibugprofen

Ivan Pokidyshev (born in 1993)

single parents

Comet passing over village , spaghetti glyph

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible