eat the fruit

Hm? Oh, no thing for me thanks, I just wanted to be alone in this Antarctic research facility with you

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

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theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

17 healed

how is there absolutely not a single sign of active human life in either of those pictures ?

as a photographer, it is important that i respect the anonymity of private citizens when pursuing my passion. to do this, i vaporize all organic life within a 2 block radius before taking a picture.