Dear TVDiary: Today Spammy and I played golf on the golf channel, I was initially planning for us to play mini golf in my TV time themed mini golf course (tm) but he insisted in playing "BIG GOLF" haha! And he was terrible at it! it was rather sad to see how he kept missing the ball for a while, but he kept trying and trying I couldn't help to feel jealous, if that was me I would be so glooby and microscopicaly small from embarrasemnt I really admire how persistent he is, I wish I was more like him…

Dear TVDiary: I feel like we've actually become real friends! I think after the day we played golf, he has started to drop the salesman act, and he's been acting more like… himself around me now. As it turns out he's got a bit of a vulgar sense of humor, curses constantly and is quick to anger, but maybe I'm weird because I find that pretty endearing and also… cute?

Dear Diary: I've been trying to get him to tell me his secret! but he just won't budge! I admit, maybe I've been a little too isnsitent, though I can't help myself I'm … a little desperate… haha! but I think he's exagerating! I mean hiring Shuttah to paparatzzi me? so he can black mail me into stopping asking him? who does he think he is?! but ha! little does he know I've been secretly recording him! hahah! one of this days I'll discover his secret! muahahaha!

ITS BEEN AGES HI