girl who walks around in a shirt that says "I AM SOMETHING LESS THAT HUMAN, GIVEN HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS, THE PAIN IS UNENDING" because it only has 73 fingers so the knuckle tats didn't work

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

epic rap battle of herstory

it’s so embarrassing to watch tos for the first time and be like, whoa !! 👀spock and kirk❓is anyone else kinda getting 😏some vibes 😳 as if they aren’t the founding fathers. as if they didn’t build the yaoi dimension with their bare hands. as if the current cathedrals we call home aren’t predicated upon their humble shadow puppets on the walls of plato’s fucking cave, and as if our ancestors were fools to fall for those puppets instead of geniuses, innovators, and prophets ????

i dont use dating apps or go to bars. i just walk into the woods every evening all stinky and wait patiently for very large creatures that could easily kill me but will treat me gently and lovingly instead. Will update when i find a match.

Bestie it is impossible to ignore the amount of blankets you use at first I assumed this was a meme and those were the layers of the crust of the earth

I actually have 4 more blankets I sometimes add but I didn't want to make my blanket number look excessive

Are you okay

The results are inconclusive on that.

For the record, since making this post I was diagnosed with autism and my blanket situation is documented in the diagnosis write-up. So there's that.

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

bbc sherlock wants what i have