A Wreck of Dog-Based Emotions

Bruce, turning slowly to Dick: You don't say?

(Bruce: I'm not upset you're pan, I'm upset you're dating him

Jason: Dick and Jay canonically have a pretty solid relationship but i'm partial to the Jason was around for Dick's rebellion stage and so Dick doesn't think he has to worry about the pedestal thing bc Jason has absolutely seen him violently hungover before he was legally allowed to drink font of this

So by the time Jason comes back and is no longer trying to murder Tim (except psychologically) Dick decides... Well he's evil sometimes but also I can finally tell someone all the Titans drama. So him and Jason meet up like once month if they're in the same city and get progressively drunker while shit talking their teams and Bruce.

Also I hate the Dick and Robin!Jason didn't get along. They absolutely did, Dick was like 0.5 seconds away from taking Jason to live with the titans permanently.

Tim: 'Oh Jason is Tims Robin, Oh Dick betrayed Tims trust.' in the name of the orange dude y'all elected twice W R O N G. Tim Drake used to watch VHS tapes of the flying Graysons routine. He wasn't even a batman Stan first. That came after he saw Robin do a quadruple summersault. Tim is a Dick Grayson fanboy first Person second. Like Tim canonically saw Jason die and went lmao skill issue, imagine not being like Dick Grayson i'm better. When Dick first started training him, he'd consistently excuse himself go to the other room, hyperventilate over Dick Grayson teaching him how to train surf. Dick is not just his idol he's also a pretty substantial part of Tim's support system. He calls Dick when he's going through something or is stuck on a case. And he knows that Dick will always have his back. They have like the unrealistic adorable sibling relationships from Tv that don't exist irl. Tim also does that awkward shuffle thing after fights bc they're still siblings and Dick just pretends the fight didn't happen until Tims calm again

Damian: You have to understand Damian thought he'd have to basically do the league all over again. He lands with Bruce and those ideas are soundly rejected and he now has no trust or respect and he has to adjust. And Bruce is doing his holier than thou, you should know better 10yro who literally was brainwashed as a child act, like Tim didn't have to pull him away from straight up becoming a villain and Dick didn't have to put him in his place with his fists a couple times a year (we love Bruce really). Then Bruce gets Time-streamed, Tim runs away and now the circus freak is BATMAN. Except the circus freak is also a sadistic bastard to criminals, despite being made out of marshmallows to you. Dick hangs people upside down off high buildings for information and cackles as Nightwing. He also listens to Damians worries and helps him deconstruct his bias view of the world. Dick canonically set the standard for child heroes and is among one of the most beloved and trusted heroes despite being marshmallowy and refusing to murder people. Dick is kinda like Damians stand in non pretentious moral compass until he learns his own one later on. Hence why Damian adores Dick Grayson more than anyone really.

maybe jim gordon comes across dick and has flashbacks to the little kid he once knew. but there’s no way that the kid in front of him is dick, right? he takes the kid home and makes him hot cocoa while he tries to figure out how to get in touch with the kids parents or a social worker. he gets the kid to tell him what happened (dick makes up a story about how his family doesn’t want him - telling the truth without giving away too much) eventually, batman appears and jim lets out a long sigh as they stare at each other. jim talks to batman a bit before letting dick go with him, and if batman gets chewed out by a long suffering jim gordon, then nobody needs to know but them.

Wait wait wait wait wait

What if Dick takes one of his old Robin costumes that was on display in the Batcave, so when Jim finds him, he finds his favorite little buddy Robin like he’s been popped out straight from a memory. He figures it must be some weird vigilante nonsense that turned him back into a kid (he knows Nightwing is the original Robin).

So he brings Robin to his office (“Wow, Detective Gordon, you became the Commissioner?” And doesn’t that make Jim feel ancient – this kid can’t be a year shy from calling him Mr. Commissioner Gordon. He forgot he was still a detective when Robin first showed up on the scene). They share a candy cigarette or two. Jim lets Robin tell him all his woes.

And Jim is pissed. So he does everything he can to make Robin feel better. And when Batman finally shows up to collect his wayward Robin?

“You’re a goddamn moron.”

“Ooooh,” Batman hisses, dropping to a whisper, “talk about deja vu.”

Robin spends a long time hiding behind Jim’s coat stealing candy cigarettes from the pocket while Jim chews Batman out.

[tags via : @heavenly-havoc]

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