Overly Specific Fanfic Ideas

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Garth: Would that be Fahrenheit?

Roy: Don't be so fuckin stupid!

Donna: No, the thermometer -

Dr Leslie: Now. This week.

Alfred: What's the hurry? This is really serious?

Dr Leslie: I'll make a call and get him in ASAP.

Alfred: Oh, dear...

Dr Leslie: Don't you be upset.

Alfred: I'm not upset, it's just, if he dies before Christmas...

Bruce when Dick calls him daddy : I love my baby boy so much I'll do anything for him ❤️💝🥰

Bruce when anyone else calls him daddy : aren't they a bit old for that... I bet there's ulterior motives involved... Could've just asked me for whatever they wanted directly

Okay but what if Dick doesn't call him daddy for years after getting kicked out? And maybe he mostly only does it now when either Dick or Bruce are distressed? Also what if spyral happens just when Dick was getting comfortable in calling bruce daddy again

Screaming crying throwing up at the concept of Dick who’s just become comfortable again with occasionally calling Bruce daddy again being forced into the Spyral arc. Oh my God anon. It’s diabolical and I love it.

But also?? 16 year old Dick gets kicked out. He’s distressed and distraught and so upset. He can’t stomach the thought of ever calling Bruce daddy again, he feels so betrayed.

And Bruce notices. When Dick comes back, when they start to mend their relationship. Dick used to call him daddy when he asked for silly things all the time. “Daddy, can you get me a new Gotham Knights hat?” “Can we get ice cream after patrol, Daddy?” “Daddy! We ran out of Zesti Colas in the Batcave!”

Now he never says it. Sometimes, he thinks he catches Dick almost starting to say it, but then he bites his tongue and turns away. And it breaks Bruce’s heart.

Then Spyral happens. But before Bruce finally convinced Dick to go through with the plan?

“Daddy, I don’t wanna go,” he begs, his voice barely above a whisper.

Bruce doesn’t give in, he still forces him to go.

It’s a very similar feeling of betrayal for Dick, like when he got kicked out.

When he gets back, when Bruce gets his memories back, he realizes Dick isn’t calling him daddy anymore.

I’m currently watching it but I’ve watched it several times at this point lmao. It’s in my top 5 fav movies

Tiger: What I can't figure out is how you saw him from all the way up there. You didn't fall down the fucking hill, did you? Did you fall down the hill?

Dick: I had like two, three drinks, tops.

Tiger: Yeah, that's why you can't walk straight.

Dick: Oh, excuse me.I'm carrying a dead body and I have his schwantz in my face. So, I'm sorry I'm not Bakishnarov.

Tiger: You can't even say Baryshnikov. You did, didn't you? You fell down that fucking hill. You get drunk, you lose your gun, you take a header off the balcony and now you're gonna tell me it's like a hallowed, time-honoured detective ploy, right?

Dick: It was very slippery up there, okay? I was... I was in the pool.

Tiger: You were in the pool?

Dick: Yeah.

Tiger: Why?

Bruce: Wow, that is very telling. I'm a detective, and we have a code. We don't do that. But interesting. Good to know.

Hal: Okay.

Bruce: Good to know.

Hal: You were looking for Amelia, right?

Bruce: Yes and no.

Hal: Excuse me?

Bruce: My profession is very complicated, okay? It's nuanced.

Hal: What does that mean?

Bruce: Fuck it. Last week, this old broad comes to me and she asks me to find her niece, Misty Mountains.

Hal: Misty Mountains? The porno actress? The one that died?

[Dick extends three fingers]

Jason: Three. Three what?

Dick: Three days in advance if you want the rest of the story.

Jason: Fuck you. Come on, $600? That's fucking robbery. I've only got $400.

also, they dress him up in outfits inspired by their hero outfits, because I think that's adorable

The idea of little 9 year old Dick and 19 year old Roy who has adopted him dressing in matching outfits and wearing matching hats (same size even, so it’s slightly too big on Dick’s head) and Donna taking pictures of them while they do father son bonding things like idk fishing or whatever is so damn cute I love it

Donna and Dick having matching Wonder Woman sunglasses.

Donna always making sure Dick is dressed in cute clothes and with his hair combed nicely and taking a million pictures.

Roy getting Dick a little bow and arrow set and teaching him archery

Does the convenience turn into a real marriage over time and Roy is Robbie's dad? Or do you think Donna met her ex husband and they had a thing on the side and he left bc he expected she would eventually leave Roy if they got serious and she didn't?

Does Wonder Woman know? Does this make Dick an honorary Amazon?

Tbh I keep going back and forth on thinking it’s funnier if everyone but the bats know, or it’s funnier if the fab five just never let anyone else know