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My stepmum almost likes this idea, or likes it but thinks it's a little 'inappropriate'.

Rather than putting my head between her legs (plus, she's short) she stands a little to the outside and presses her right thigh against my right shoulder, which keeps me from inching forward like I want to.

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"I tell you to get ready and you come back in here naked and say you’re ready? 

"I wasn’t talking about having sex.  I was talking about going out to some place nice! 

It's the sheer indignity of the situation that gets me 😅

A fully grown man, draped awkwardly across a woman's lap, feet dangling helplessly off the ground while she looks completely calm and unbothered.

She doesn't look angry.

She doesn't look flustered.

She looks like this is simply a problem that needed dealing with and she's getting on with it 😂

Meanwhile he's having what must be one of the least dignified moments of his entire life

I hate spankings.