Hi!!

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

is it because of my bad personality

got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

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You know Ody Danny would be more accurate

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Final picture update for round 1

Final picture update for round 1

If you told me I’d be fiending for art of Ryan Gosling and Markiplier making out, I don’t think I would’ve believed you but I don’t think I’d entirely discount the possibility either

IF you have something to say DO NOT SAY IT because if you do i will PUT YOU IN THE GROUND which is where you will stay

you are going to die

love that there's candles in there like..