Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

this is my fave post on this whole website

the U.S. Department of Cruelty has mandated that starting May 5th all lowland gorillas in Virunga National Park must be addicted to tobacco products to avoid drone strikes

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting