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sometimes you can tell how much someone loves dragon age by how much they hate dragon age
Zevran: I am hardly the person to lecture on the worthier points of human nature, but surely this is a fine time to display the oft-lauded virtue known as mercy?
Zevran: I deserved to die, and you spared me. Why are you so quick to condemn these mages?
Warden: You’re a lot better-looking than most of the mages.
Zevran: Why, thank you. Flattery would normally distract me, but not today. Inconvenient, no?
Warden: You’re saying I made a mistake sparing you?
Zevran: (Nervous laughter) Perhaps. But you did it nevertheless, no?
Warden: Magic and knives are different.
Zevran: Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speed could kill.
Zevran: Why single out the wielders of one and not the others?
Warden: Mages can do more damage with one spell than you ever could.
Zevran: Mm. Touché.
Zevran: I’ve taken the lives of many throughout my career, but this is no measured act. There is no chase, no hunt, no dignity in this… there is only slaughter.
Warden: What about the people they might slaughter?
Zevran: Might, not will. Committing genocide just because something might happen is more than the mark of a weak mind. It is insanity.
Warden: Zevran, you’re a hypocrite.
Zevran: Perhaps I am at that, and a thief and a murderer as well. But I looked my victims in the face.
#i could not believe how long and detailed zevran’s argument is during broken circle#there are so many dialogue branches#and the note specifically describing his laughter as nervous#the script actually just reads ‘chuckles’ but the VO comments say ‘nervous laughter’#the warden kinda just threatened him there! and this is a warden who’s willing to slaughter a bunch of mages so it’s a very real threat!#and zevran’s clearly very aware of that! and he keeps pleading for the mages anyway!#he is so ready to go to bat for this - no one else in the party argues the point in anywhere near this detail (via carabas)
Zevran fights the most for the little people, the downtrodden, the ones forgotten and shunned by society. Because Zevran knows all too well (more than most of the other companions) how it feels to be trapped in a role that you cannot choose to opt out of, only because of an accident of birth.
Poverty in his case, magic in theirs, but it is hard to not see the parallels.
Varric and Seb's banters:
bravely . i think aveline and isabela should primarily be fighting over who gets to do violence and against whom. and what actually counts as violence . instead of what being good at woman is like
like. aveline becomes captain of the guard after having previously been a soldier married to a templar. her Life essentially is defined by sanctioned, culturally noble and respected violence against those perceived as Other, Deserving by the state she serves. child bride to pirate pipeline isabela (who is on the run because she took on her powerful boss to free slaves he would have profited from the sale of) has been the Other against whom it is Acceptable To Commit Violence (but who is not legally or morally permitted to retaliate) her whole life, and i think this has made her incredibly protective of her right to engage in violence of her own. to me this has always kind of been the heart of their conflict— ideas about who is respectable, who is Allowed, who gets to define what that even means. especially with the context that As captain of the guard, aveline quite actively reinforces her institution’s right to enact violence & the Taboo against the disenfranchised returning it; her guardsman sexually assaults an elven girl, and she not only protects him, but literally (accidentally.) starts a war over her right to prosecute the girl’s brothers for killing him in retaliation when She failed to deliver appropriate justice. ISABELA WAS SOLD AS A CHILD BRIDE. it’s such a gimme. that’s like the main thing that differentiates them and the main difference in their interests. literally how is this not the main thing they’re clashing about?

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learning that cole's banters with solas were a bunch of stupid references to movies and tv shows pissed me off in ways i cannot put into words bc i spent So Long trying to understand what in the world these two were talking about, thinking it had to do with other characters or whatever only to be freaking. supernatural and a shitty brad pitt movie no one remembers.
especially considering cole is the only spirit companion we've had since justice, he could have given us so much insights with solas and then they did this
[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks
doctor "my theory is based mainly on vibes rather than physical evidence" t'soni vs commander "it was revealed to me in a dream" shepard
two of the brightest minds of a generation btw
Isabela doodle I made during break time

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obviously i know idunna was a blood mage who tried to take over your mind to make you to kill yourself but the fact that hawke & friends can just murder her in the brothel with zero consequences is kind of crazy. like how’d they explain that one.
anders why is your carver knocked out dialogue just “carver’s dead!”
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i love the tranquil guy in the gallows whose ambient line is "the first enchanter has marked up these potions well beyond the cost of making them. he is trying to earn money for the circle" like maybe i'm wrong but i'm pretty sure not having emotions doesn't stop you from knowing you weren't supposed to tell me that
i love varric being a bad writer. i think tale of the champion is technically badly written but accidentally thematically crazy enough to have some merit and everyone's really mad about it

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there's no way anyone believed them
carver when u live dangerously as a mage: u are so stupid. im sick of u. +50 rivalry
also carver in his very first scene, in a public place, loudly, knight-commander meredith just walked by in the damn street: we’re running from YOUR bloody templars!