life's too short, bisexualize everything

Hawke telling someone “it’s Hawke, with an E,” and ending up with a nametag that reads “Hewk.”

btw i love that in both origins that allow you to do so throwing your people to the wolves gets you absolutely nothing. betraying jowan doesn't cause templars to trust you even in the slightest because of course it doesn't and selling out shianni will cause the guards to arrest you even faster than they normally do and you don't even get to keep the money you got for it. you present them a meal on a silver platter, a nicely packed sacrificial lamb and hope that this gift will cause them to spare you, but once they are done with it they turn their stares to you and you see the same thirst for blood as before. turns out their hunger is never-ending and you look very appetizing right now. good luck, bitch

ALSO. if in orlais you’re masking everyone’s faces then, for beauty standards, hair is going to be crucial

nothing like playing leliana’s song to the end for the first time not long after making this post and seeing a younger justinia give leliana a first mission and comment that she (currently wearing a ponytail) would look nice with a braid. as a hint to the braid in her dao hair. it’s never been her own after all

It's giving duck hunt, should I shoot him

fuck you but fuck me first