Macabre Yoga Pose

I still cant believe tumblr tried to make it so there was an individual note count for each post addition; as though best part of successfully adding to a post isn't that you get to sit back smugly as the original poster's notifications are rendered unusable

if i was leliana, and i told the girl i maybe had a bit of a crush on about this vision of a rose situation and how that represents the hope/light and that its what made me follow said girl into this journey. only to turn around and see fucking alistair doing his little rose speech. i would have poisoned him in his sleep, and this is why leliana is better than me

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

I support free the nipple as a movement of course it's just mildly confusing to me because I simply cannot imagine any scenario in which I'd want to be completely topless in public. all the love and support to those who want to be allowed to do so but subjectively this feels like a political movement pushing for the right to print out and distribute one's entire internet search history to passersby on the street. and I realize that I am the weird one here and That's Fine but I really cannot stress enough how lines like "imagine being topless at a park on a hot summer day" sound closer to "descriptions of actual nightmares I've had" than "aspirational political goals" to me. do not perceive me under any circumstances.

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

If you're reading this you need to tell me the name of your favorite black character NOW‼️

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

do you know how funny it is that the CEO of this website has an active blog here and posts regularly about his management decisions and business philosophy and he is so widely and deeply despised by the userbase that he averages 3-6 notes per post. the admin, our lowtax. everyone knows his URL and has shit to say about his decisions and he's still a zero note warrior. on a purely functional level he might be a worse poster than elon musk.