Woodsmoke and Moonshine

Having short hair really is just

Hey you know that thing about how Loch Ness is actually really extensively studied, yknow, because of the monster. And they never find it obviously but people love that shit so they keep funding it

posts that immediately make me think of @bill-blake-fans-anonymous category

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

when you accidentally type gmaul instead of gmail

Me when I'm a dead knight effigy but I keep smiling through eternity because I know I'm serving major cunt

Update: I have found the full effigy and it's even crazier actually