Pens And Swords And Sundry Things

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.

Please know that second one is about him being locked out of his instagram account for 15 minutes

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured