Young, dumb, and full of Existential Dread

The only reason I'm not a dad is because I'm a woman and I don't have children. Other than that

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

we are so back. no new developments I just have a gut feeling

"there's so many things I want to do!" proceeds to do zero of them

reblog to give prev a notification

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

A CENTURY AGO