Young, dumb, and full of Existential Dread

The only reason I'm not a dad is because I'm a woman and I don't have children. Other than that

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

all the best weed in america comes from a single farm run by the last bigfoot in existence

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.

People on the internet love to criticize work by Some Guy putting stuff up online for free like it's made by Disney Studios, and talk about Disney movies like they're made by their personal friend Amy, who is just trying her best,

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

It's a hookup