Young, dumb, and full of Existential Dread

The only reason I'm not a dad is because I'm a woman and I don't have children. Other than that

Remember that even on your worst days, somewhere, out there, a trans girl has spun her skirt for the first time. The world is good.

🗣️📢 PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

i hope whatever weighs on your heart grows lighter soon

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again