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this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

Carry on my wayward son

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inkandguns

lillytheaspie

jungwildeandfree

and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.

If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.

jungwildeandfree

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.

orteil42

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement

mini-wrants

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

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tysonfurybattlepass

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

tysonfurybattlepass

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

aspiringsorceress

One of worst things copaganda ever perpetuated is the rhetoric that if you aren't guilty of breaking the law, you shouldn't value your personal privacy against the state's surveillance and interrogation. That only guilty people hire lawyers when talking to police.

sreegs

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

sreegs

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

sreegs

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

shittysawtraps

what is the most bare-bones saw trap you can make? like if it’s just a saw and a tape saying, “we’ll kill your wife if you don’t saw your leg off,” does that count? is it about how elaborate the recorded message is? or does there need to be a contraption involved. like where is the line between a threat and a saw trap. is the difference just a bachelor’s in theater?

directactionforhope

Rich people are literally just lying about being good at money btw

directactionforhope

Things like overdraft fees, late fees, parking tickets, fines, subscription renewals, legal fees, penalty fees, sales and discounts, lawsuits - these are things that all cease to matter in any material way once you have enough money

directactionforhope

To Jeff Bezos, a parking meter, a plane ticket, and a private jet all effectively cost the same amount of money: none

revealmyselfinvincible

Tags via @madseance

athena5898

(Quds)

BDS advocacy platforms urge activists to take immediate action against Google after it reportedly blocked or suspended the Android application “Boycott Wall Assistant,” a tool designed to help users identify and avoid products linked to companies supporting Israel.

They added that the removal of the tool is intended to limit digital boycott movements and restrict consumer awareness campaigns related to the war in Gaza Strip.

Activists also call for coordinated online action in response, accusing the company of enabling censorship of boycott-related initiatives.

stoptheantisemitism

Its up for me right now but it looks like they had to relist it.

This is their website if you guys want to check it out and make sure you're not supporting any Israeli software on your phone. You know how they love to blow those up.

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aru

Tumblr Code.

geekishchic

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

hobbinch

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

heritageposts

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

blingblingboy-kinnie

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

tumbalendar

Happy Birthday Tumblr Code!

zulashur

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

plain-flavoured-english

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

plain-flavoured-english

Excuse me???

ruffboi-mags

you are right and you should say it.

instantduckninja

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

fluffmugger

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

wizardarchetypes

For those of you who wanted to hear it. I can also adjust it to sound extra buried underground even.

green-is-gay

i dont WANT pride months to be over,

on the other hand...

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liebelesbe

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

liebelesbe

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

liebelesbe

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

berryinnit

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

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