the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.
we even have a The Plague
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the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.
we even have a The Plague

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starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see
this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme
i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that
Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that companies are still trying to stomp out.

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radiation procs are the funniest thing in warframe. it's a mechanic that objectively sucks shit and is anti-game design. it can't be used as a regular threat *at all* because if it was, it would permanently shatter the entire game. but as a random, rare event? god turning on friendly fire in a looter shooter is so fucking funny and i think everyone kinda agrees on that
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at this point if ur just eggbaiting and are just a cis guy they're gonna eat ur intestines if they ever find out
i'll be in singapore by then
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“ice water makes you sick” “ice water gives you stomach cramps” i’m sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals
AH, this person has never been on a forced 10k run in 90 degree heat 90 % humidity and then forced to slam a liter of ice water.
You will cramp. You will throw up. It will not rehydrate you at all. The medic will get to practice his large bore IVs.
Yeah, most people haven’t and never will so this won’t actually happen to me.

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Ok, ok, hypothetical. You and your party have sealed the great evil demonlord in an amulet.
You are a canny adventurer, and have heard many a tale of artifacts like these that end in tragedy, either from some corruptive force emanating from them or some dickhead finding where the thing was hidden and breaking the demonlord free.
You're going to be smarter than those chumps. What do you do to safeguard the amulet and keep the evil sealed for good?
Assuming this is a vaguely dnd / jrpg / nominally tolkienesque fantasy world, and my party has a large store of adventuring resources…
Right away we would start building 2 identical ominous tombs (vertically down to be away from people. No above ground structure) in the wilderness, far enough apart that you could get lost going from one to the other, & wilderness-y enough that for at least a few centuries they’ll only be seen by lost hunters & poachers, and farmers after that. In order to transport materials to these locations, we’ll probably have to use a road that goes to a village for each. We’d probably expand these roads to get much further away but still displace everybody living in the villages to minimise the number of humans living near to the Dark Tombs. And we’d have the villagers write (or dictate) angry messages like ‘This better be fucking worth it’ which will be important later.
In the meantime, one of the party, likely whoever sealed the demon lord in the amulet, or myself for offering this plan, would get hugely into the dark arts. Demonic arts. They would start binding demons like it was their absolute passion in life. We need so many demons that they would bicker for millennia without ever being able to join together or break away to escape. We need these demons to be crabs in a bucket, and we need them to be strong crabs. Then, I/our doomed party member binds the shit out of these guys to the location of one of the tombs, wards the bricks of that tomb against demons, and ties them to random items that go in that tomb. We put the amulet of the demon lord at the very bottom and ward the shit out of that too. Everything is as magically airtight and undetectable as we can possibly make it with our skills & the knowledge of our new mini demon lord. We also heavily ward the site with the utmost abilities of any holy guys willing to take part, but they only ward and bless the outside of the structure. The inside is hella evil and bad.
We also carve into every level instructions on how to bind the demon lord, his weaknesses, and messages about how there is absolutely nothing to gain here and much to lose. We do this in every language we know of. Therefore any future adventurers who try to plumb it for treasure will find NO treasure, only a nest of gnarly ticked-off and bored demons. If any of our languages are recognisable, they will be warned away. Any adventurers who are strong enough to make it to the bottom and find the amulet are definitely strong enough to seal the demon lord away, or have even better ways of dealing with him.
THEN we take the second tomb and super super bless it. We carve the same messages into this one and anchor / reinforce all the things used to initially bind and command the demons here. In the warded room at the bottom, we will eventually bury our mini demon lord party member, binding their soul there along with the letters of the pissed off villagers, any holy texts the holy guys who helped us wanna evangelise, and messages from us to our guy about how much they’re a good person and we love them and the blame for what they had to do in their hella dark rituals doesn’t fall solely upon their head but upon all of ours so don’t write themselves off or keep doing evil stuff now that it’s over, blah blah blah and some light reading and a few packs of cards so their soul trapped there for centuries probably won’t ferment into another demon lord lol. Also a reasonably nice enchanted amulet that has some powerful effects.
This is a decoy tomb. Anybody looking for the demon lord on purpose to free him has a 50/50 chance of getting our guy instead, and because it’s less of an annoying nightmare to get down there, our friend’s soul will probably be released a lot sooner than the demon lord. Also, finding A demon lord and A powerful amulet in a heavily warded and holy tomb in the middle of nowhere with a ton of demonic binding sigils everywhere will likely convince them they found the real tomb, it just became boring and mid with time. Truly the powers of the past Golden Age were mediocre compared to the progress of the future. And in a future where they are right AND a future where they are not, they still might give up right there.
Then we super super seal the doors, replant the area with native foliage, tell anyone who assisted us to keep the locations TOTALLY SECRET (not actually that important but we don’t want tourists) annndddd I guess mourn losing one of our own to the sealing away of a demon lord. The end :)
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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not
this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction
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I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory
I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know
I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit