@asaprockai

i was thinking of gucci suits when i sang “i want nothing on me but you”

there’s probably no excuse for buying a limited edition LEGO figurine set but i did it anyway

i’m coming out of the practice room for the first time in a week to socialize. like this if i can come bother you with photos of my dogs on gh.

my kitchen may or may not be haunted. if not then someone is coming in and just stealing all the forks and spoons and nothing else.

i woke up frozen like an ice cube if anyone has any thawing out tips please lmk

still thinking about that guy who replied to a tweet about mary shelley’s influential Frankenstein with “i actually came up with a frankenstein creature independently before i heard about her one. of course you won’t hear about it because as a white cis male my voice will be drowned out. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

was I considering turning myself into Edward LEGOhands when I was gluing together my lego model earlier? yes. but then i accidentally glued a lego brick to my pants and it ruined the whole fantasy.

tiger inside just dropped fellas. if you love us go and watch it and admire my bedazzled jeans and taemin’s new tattoo.

@99nokia hi yes my plan is to live the American dream and go to Disneyland

the silent patient is such a good book.