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GERONIMO FUCKIN STILTON!???!

oh I'm fuckin stilton alright

i once did throw a birthday party that nobody turned up to except the girl i had a crush on at the time who used it as a chance to tell me she had started dating someone else so it was never gonna happen

Those are the kinds of stories that when I tell them my spouse says they sound like Dr Doofenshmirtz’ childhood.

genuinely really funny when twerfs believe that porn is what proliferates misogyny. how do they think this interacts with gay men and their misogyny. like do we think it's perhaps from societal structures, centuries of discrimination leading to straightforward advantages for men (and sometimes women) for performing misogyny (which also affects marginalized men who, you know, sometimes, wouldn't ever really interact with porn about women) or is it the consumption of erotic art which often has women in it or is just straight up made by women. which not every man consumes.

noticing that porn often has misogyny in it and concluding that it is a corrupting force that causes or exacerbates misogyny, and not like, concluding that societal forces of misogyny cause people to put misogyny in their porn

do we kill fashion as an artform because fashion has a lot of misogyny in it

Every time I listen to the Blue Swede cover of "Hooked on a Feeling" I'm struck by how relatively little ooga chaka it contains for a song that's literally only known for ooga chaka.

as someone who was introduced to the song by Captain Hook on Far Far Away Idol, I was kinda taken aback by the ooga chackas the first time I heard the original

As touched on in the initial post, the ooga chakas aren't in the 1968 original either. They were introduced in a 1971 cover by Jonathan King, and later popularised by the 1973 Blue Swede cover.

i think when you compare it to other songs its actually a lot more oooha chackas than most normal songs have. so it depends honestly

it wad plurality.

everyone has at least one friend who's jade harley. like, even if you aren't into homestuck if you have online friends at all there's a pretty good chance one of them is jade harley

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

Kids sitcom about a group of friends where all of them are a part of secret magical or superhero based underground society that don’t know about each other and they all think that the others are ignorant normies that they have to protect from their magical shenanigans.

do you like her ...

Playing the character of my ideal future self and relentlessly committing to the role until I've actually done things I want and acted in ways I wish I could and spoken with the voice I wish I had, all in real life with the justification that to do otherwise would break character, until the idealization blurs and melds into the real me

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.