hoop diddy diddy hoop diddy do

reminder that this is a pro choice blog, because access to a medical procedure shouldn’t be a debate, and if you think otherwise, fuck off

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

*Louis Armstrong voice* And I think to myself 😏 what the actual fuck? 😌

alt link

he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

Kidnapping teenage girls seems kind of worse than being stupid and uncultured, in the grand scheme of things.

​hold on i have to look something up

yeah he’s autistic

american puritan names have nothing on the first name of this 17th century dutch woman artist i just read about. my girl Tesselschade ('texel damage') named after the shipwrecking of her father's 44 trade ships on the coast of the island Texel in 1593.

supposedly it was as a reminder of the vanity of worldly wealth or whatever but i do think it's very funny for a woman in the VOC era to have such a capitalism themed name. Stockmarketcollapse you were named for a very memorable time in daddy's life,

What if everything gets better in 2016

there is not NEARLY enough noise on this post !!! CELEBRATE ITS BIRTHDAYYYYYY

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again