niet lekker en geen slay

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

The most annoying thing about making cities in the United States car-centric is that it also makes them miserable places to drive a car. You can’t make them car-friendly because they inevitably become actively hostile to cars. They are still car-centric, just unfriendly. Like dogfighting. That’s not friendly to the dogs but it’s pretty dog-centric. It’s also illegal. Something to consider.

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

every time i get on or off a train i am reminded of tom scott quote in schengen showdown "mind the gap? it's more mind the gaping abyss". this is bc i'm short

just glanced at the person next to me and they're on tumblr

LMAO i asked him what the task was and he was like. im on tumblr. and i was like lol

"this is why you vent about ur job on tumblr and not ur influencer account" oh yeah if anyone here figures it out im done

just glanced at the person next to me and they're on tumblr

LMAO i asked him what the task was and he was like. im on tumblr. and i was like lol

[desperate to avoid the inevitability of death] the moral of rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead is never get on a boat or some sort of moving vehicle piloted by someoen else