a haunted house with a picket fence

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

thinking about the Pooh quote always btw

we've never found concrete proof of Nessie because we haven't loch'ed in

love having a mutual who likes one specific thing. Seeing it on my dash and thinking oh yeah it’s my Thing mutual

I bet on normal dogs that have an average chance of winning and it's really just a coincidence that they all end up losing so badly it's fine it's fine it is fine

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)