nonpracticing hedonist

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

the thing that gets me is that if trans women were allowed to be mainstream feminists the movement would be advanced by leaps and bounds but those dumb motherfuckers are too busy delighting in their disgust to care

like feminism was on its way until everyone decided they care more about hating trans women than being feminists and now look where we are. cis women and trans men join cis men in attempts to cripple and gut the movement and before you know it we backslid into doing mens rights again while transfems have spent the whole time building on feminist thought doomed never to be taken seriously because were just a bunch of terminally online trannies right? and it makes me want to scream

you people call yourselves feminists until youre faced with a woman so honest as a tranny and then you jump ship

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

I wish y'all put as much energy as y'all do expecting Black people to be the bigger person, into telling antiblack bigots to be better people.

I think it's a... Sign, I suppose, of the comfort of antiblackness, that it's easier to continue to beg Black people for patience, to expect it, feel entitled to it even, than it is to go to your peers and tell them to knock it off. Personally. There's a quote, I wish I could remember it, about the finite-ness of Black Patience. Mm.

THANK YOU!!!

Holy shit! Worldwide nationwide alert for a super rare awesome space phenomena/dangerous food recall! This affects literally everyone!!!! Everyone be so careful/excited! Here's where you can see it from/shit yourself to death *Map of the exact borders of the United States of America*