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Sailor Moon is so important

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong

the plant that makes you grow extra legs

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

i love it when you start doing little things different & notice how much you’ve grown as a person just by that. like you from a year ago would not have handled that situation the way you are now. you’ve changed for the better. & that is so satisfying

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

for sale. baby shoes. worn regularly. frankly i'm a little concerned they're six inch heels and i don't know how that works. the baby is serving. i don't know when this started. i feel that i may be losing my grip on reality. the baby isn't even that big i don't know how an average-sized baby's shoes can have six inch heels. who made these shoes.

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

this is how your email finds me

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all