This Ain't No Ice Cream Social

remember when things were simple

this is the saddest fucking image on this website

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

I love this on its own but the context being that Baaulp was asking him when a blowjob isn't gay is amazing

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

he looks like he needs a cigarette

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description