HOWDY PARDNER

Dyslexia kicked in and read this as boob stretch

it’s legbeat lensday reblog for good luck

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

World Heritage Post

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

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Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

This post radiates positive energy

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

Red - Mad

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

tubby custard.

where….where are the notes……

in the tubby custard with the pink teletubby

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

btw if anyone gets $5,000 because of this post, you're welcome.

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

EVERY YEAR