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Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

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For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

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We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

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I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

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Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

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they slayed

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#I appreciate how they make sure that the table stays pretty clean #But do they have to yank the blender off the table like it's magnetized lmfao #I had to watch the entire thing

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Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

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art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

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I saw the skirt, got super excited, and was not disappointed

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Prev tags via @lostlegendaerie because I am LOSING IT at this

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this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

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loud warning

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Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

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i love when a fanbase gets so old that every joke has been done before and all that’s left is to create images that induce psychosis in the viewer

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people will criticize works for being heavy-handed and yet when you see how a lot of people experience these works, one can only conclude they're not too heavy-handed enough.

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do you guys ever like forget you’re interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go “oh wait i’m like crazy crazy about this yeah”

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Bojack reference

#TADC #The Amazing Digital Circus #What if I fucking exploded #Ough god yeah

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Found a 44-year-old self shipper on Instagram. Took off a weight I didn’t even know was holding me down.

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31 year old right here! Never too late to ship yourself with a fictional cutie

#You can do what you want foreverrrrrr

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