bark time

Markiplier refused a dinner invitation from JFK’s White House. “Why that’s a hundred miles away,” he said. “That’s a long way to go just to eat.”

Is it normal for the quirky detective in a quirky detective show to say he's going to get too powerful one day and cause armageddon?

Maybe the weight loss industry is just using Gender to enforce fatphobia.

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

Columbo about to perform his famous soul-sundering chop attack

This dog I’m sitting grabbed an American flag out of someone’s front yard, shook it in his mouth like it was a prey animal, then carried it 10 feet before shitting on it

Andy Warhol's Polaroid photos of his dachshund Archie in 1973.