bark time

All my doubters become routers when I admin the network of success

this is the kind of thing elon musk has on a poster in his bedroom

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

staff killed her for this

WHAT she got nuked??

Trans people existing violates community guidelines

whether or not GTA 6 succeeds really does feel like it may have a considerable chance of deciding if the video game industry as we know it dies right then and there. it feels less like a game and more like a demonic media entity that companies are sacrificing billions of dollars in hope of summoning

MAKING MONEY!

Happy MAKING MONEY! Friday to all

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

its not even funny how much id like to have been birthed by her originally instad of how i am now

she looks like a teacher i used to have a crush on in middle school lol thats really a coincidence

do you think it feels nice to roll a quarter down her... breasts

the male penguins are so lucky just to stand near her

god's wife of amun

rare type of woman... butler, fetch the viagra

can she feel all the emotions i feel maybe more

reblog to boop prev with your paw

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

dragons can be scary but many of them like to be touched, especially if you make it clear you're touching them in an appreciative way. dragons like to be appreciated

okay so the problem with nonfags' analysis of homoeroticism in art is that most of you are very very bad at recognizing actual homoeroticism. I say this as a gay man.

like most of what you guys think is homoeroticism is actually just "gay bravado", which is a process where straight men ritually reinforce their own heterosexuality by joking about gay sex with each other. It's a form of homophobia. The joke is that gay sex is repulsive, bizarre, and inconceivable for them to actually engage in. it's incredibly common and I can't believe we're still having this discussion honestly