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Spongebob didn’t swallow cum or eat ass or have clinical depression or any of this stuff on these memes he loved his friends and making krabby patties

why is this in past tense spongebob is still alive 

It’s in past tense because he does all of that now

wishlist my game. no it's not out. no there isn't a demo. no it's not being developed. no it doesn't exist. just write it on your list of things you wish for. it helps my metrics.

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

Maladaptive daydreaming as a child was like "what if I was in the digimon universe" and now it's like "what if someone genuinely loved me even though I'm flawed"

what if metalgreymon genuinely loved me even though I'm flawed

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

SCP 

fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work

HE’S STEALING THE BROWN

once you learn enough about evolutionary biology you start seeing ghosts everywhere

my hamburger ass could never be helped

My reward for beating Classic Mode as Walter White