Un Oh! Oopsies!

Me when I eat pop rocks

Etho is just like. He's a god. You passed him in a shop last week. He is a brilliant mastermind. He ran into a pole. He has redstone components named after him. He dropped his banana on the floor and ate it anyways. He's a legendary pvp player. He's a soggy wet cat in the rain. He fought god and won. His shoes are untied. He's a cryptid. He is lost in the corn maze. He's an ancient being. His microwave ramen is burning. He is a legend. He is just some guy.

u guys will watch anything wtf is wednesday

its tomorrow innit?

It’s honestly fits perfectly with who Walt ultimately was. A brilliantly intelligent manipulator terrified of the inevitability of loss yet incapable of costing himself as he lashed out at his friends and workers over basic workers rights, driven to obsession over a theoretical town where he was basically a pleasant Uncle dictator who could determine the lives of his citizens right down to what appliances they use.

sometimes i drink coffee in the hopes it will make me more productive but it just makes me more unproductive faster

This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.

wonder woman out here still saving lives

Sorry man i can't hang out today. Yeah i'm being put down. Yeah it's probably gonna be all day. Sorry

You know who else is being put down?

I'm so sorry muscle man

"which derry girl are you" i'm literally uncle colm.