what if catgirls were one of us

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate

smoking the shit that made adam perish

I do love the form of literary analysis that is essentially, "If I were put in a situation, I would simply not have an emotional response at all, and all my actions would be both logical and moral. The character, who has acted otherwise under duress, must simply be a defective person."

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

boobs 2

could be huge

small actually

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

cinephile cats be like follow me on litterboxd

happy pride to fat dykes specifically

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life