I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old

nothing terrifying about “adulthood”, that’s just capitalism

remember in the cinderella story when hilary duff literally fucking ended chad michael murray’s life when she said “waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought; useless and disappointing”

My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

the avengers are such an isolationist group. they have actual aliens on their team and yet everyone’s like “our numbers are small…..we’re short handed……everyone else is dead…..” every planet was affected by the snap do you seriously think no one else would be willing to join the fight? theres tons of planets w superior technology and larger armies that spread throughout the galaxy that I’m sure would love to get back at the mad titan. can someone pls just pick up an interplanetary phone for once?

once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches

having a protagonist who’s emotional + cries a lot is…. Good. love that. will never get tired of that. love seeing them wear their heart on their sleeve. apathy is out. unrestrained emotions, no matter how embarrassing, are in

Hot take: Eddie Brock and Carol Danvers are on opposite ends of the bisexual spectrum being disaster bi and functional bi respectively. Smack dab in the middle is Steve Rogers who manages to be a huge mess while somehow still having people see him as one of the sanest people in the room.

Does marvel even write scripts