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i get very #insufferable when I get comfortable with people

i love how we are all losers on the dying website together it’s like we’re all holding hands while the titanic is sinking

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

are the teens these days even listening to twin size mattress

merry big dick stevemas to all that celebrate

"My super power isn't actually clairvoyance. I don't see the future, I live it. Whenever I die I can Groundhog Day and wake up the previous morning in a time loop." "Why are you telling me this now?" "Because I've been stuck on today for three hundred years, our team's f*cked."

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta