category 5 batjokes event

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Having never had sex in his life, after Jonathan Sims reaches his 30th birthday he becomes a "wizard": he develops an ability to hear the thoughts of other people by touching them. One day, he discovers that his popular boss, Elias Bouchard, is in love with him. While dealing with the awkwardness of being able to hear Elias' rather forthright feelings towards him, Jon comes to terms with how much Elias values him and starts to develop reciprocal feelings of his own.

(I cannot read that line twice)

reference under cut

"why?"

"you didn't land yourself in the hospital at all this month. I pay for premium health insurance for you, jon. Only for you. everyone else has the standard health insurance package, but you? you get the premium one. private rooms at all the country's top hospitals. I expect you to make good use of this."

"wha-"

Getting beat and then curling up into a ball

Batman: Hush (2003)