number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

blake kathryn
Jules of Nature
Monterey Bay Aquarium

PR's Tumblrdome

izzy's playlists!
tumblr dot com
Show & Tell
art blog(derogatory)
YOU ARE THE REASON
Not today Justin

oozey mess
One Nice Bug Per Day

Product Placement

shark vs the universe
Claire Keane
hello vonnie
almost home

pixel skylines
todays bird

seen from Germany

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from Canada

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from Italy

seen from United States

seen from Singapore

seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Italy
seen from Italy

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Romania
@capispaghetti
number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.
It was hard to pick a screenshot to use for this one tbh because he's just sad all the time. But if we're considering the song's meaning of betting on losing dogs = getting into relationships that the speaker knows will fail, then Safe as an episode is essentially Simon's abandonment issues getting reinforced and then smashed with a hammer, and his "this isn't our home!" "if it's not here... where is it?" interaction with Doralee is I think where said issues get reinforced the most. Then he accepts that he doesn't have a home when he climbs the pyre with River, and his home shows up with three large guns. Happens to the best of us.
top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present
RIP my beloved mechanical pencil, I loved you so much you were the only thing I ever sketched with and I do sort of regret that now because I don't know how to make a normal pencil look good anymore..... You will never be forgotten apart from the fact that I forgot where I put you so really I did kinda forget you but I'll never forget ABOUT you is what I really mean.... Maybe we'll meet again some day. RIP

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Noticed a pattern in these three textpost memes by @wateronagreasefire and decided to continue it
(I couldn't find a good one for Mal's interrogation scene so I resorted to Serenity)
trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing
“It’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing” I’m in love
Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month
Wash's Shirts:
So I've done this with Simon's vests already but Wash also has some fun style:
Which Wash shirt is best?
Orange/blue/sandy trees and mountains (The Train Job, Jaynestown, The Message)
Tan "squiggles" (Bushwhacked)
Blue ocean with boats (Shindig, Out of Gas, Heart of Gold)
Orange with big palm trees (Safe, Ariel, War Stories)
Orange and yellow pattern/tie-dye (Trash)
Blue floral (Serenity the Film)

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
wash wednesday, day 1, june 3rd prompt: disability
for anyone who wants to use the prompts/themes, here’s a reminder! but also literally do whatever you want. the idea is first and foremost to make things about / related to wash
and here is the collection again!
Another goofy ask time!
If everyone on the crew were modern day internet influencers, what sort of content would they be making?
sorry this took 5 approximate forevers! (if y’all ever see my executive dysfunctioning no you don’t)
tysm for the ask! 💕
mal: handy diy hacks and tutorials for a variety of topics. because why the fuck is he gonna pay for anything he can do himself. he will teach you how to build a bookshelf and jumpstart or hotwire a car and paint your ceiling and pasteurize your own milk you can DO IT he BELIEVES IN U. really resents that he has to take ad deals for this to be a viable venture for him.
zoe: struggled with zoe so bad i’m so sorry zoe my love. i think what i’m landing on is athletics/physical challenge videos? it starts as a form of therapy exercise but she gets kinda big online? lots of rockclimbing and hiking and soccer and trying out those “impossible workout routines”. she likes showing people modifications they can do. her comment section is heavily moderated and she is NOT afraid to turn the option off bc it’s a privilege.
wash: based on my longstanding headcanon of wash as a music guy, music reviewer type! has an impressive vinyl collection. known for listening to ever kind if music that exists and his lasting love for weird al. has collaborations with the most RANDOM people.
inara: a little bit of beauty and a little bit of wellness, i think? makeup and perfume and lotion but also candles and tea. has a side channel where she does daily yoga vlogging. has this very elusive allure where people are so utterly enamored by her that they feel very personally attached even though she never says ANYTHING about her personal life!
jayne: guns. gun safety. aim training. antique guns. latest model reviews. would y’all be mad if i said i think he is well-known in the conservative-online community
book: cooking channel! he makes his favorite recipes and tries new things that people suggest and recounts stories from his travels, occasionally getting into spirituality mode. very known for being the kind of content that’s nice/comforting to fall asleep to.
simon: this man does not know work-life balance. medicine. debunking medical myths and general public education. some of those “real doctor reacts to [xyz]” videos. does a lot of sponsorship research and refuses to promote anything that makes unsubstantiated health claims. gets in into some internet beef over it with another influencer.
river: cryptic 4+ hour video essays where she never ever shows her face but they’re known for her voice captivating people. about just about anything you can name though mythology, literature, art, philosophy, and theoretical physics and its relationship to, well, everything are all common threads.
kaylee: repair videos!!! she likes fixing cars best but she will fix anything she can get her hands on that needs it and explain the process as best she can! it’s a niche-ish area of interest but the followers she does have are the kind to watch and comment on Everything, they’re just that dedicated. she likes it but sometimes feels a little boxed in bc she has other interests!! she meets inara who encourages her to explore those and she starts a fashiony channel - some of its reviews and some of its showing stuff she embroiders! then she and inara make out
you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.
today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me
June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Firefly identity headcanons: revisited
In honour of pride month I am going to #redux my Firefly identity headcanons, now that it's been about three quarters of a year, I've discussed the show more with other queer people who've seen it, and I've gotten more into the behind the scenes stuff.
Mal
Still bisexual. I think that's more or less implied canon, through "sly? No, no, I lean towards womenfolk". I assume what they meant to convey was that he's, like, chill about being read as gay, but that's not actually what they said, which I think stems from them not considering that people might actually read him as queer.
I'm adding trans man into the mix. I have a full post dedicated to that, but honestly I can't be assed scrolling far enough to find it, so I'll summarise here.
This is from the script for The Train Job. This combined with the reveal in Our Mrs Reynolds that he's worn dresses before, lead me to headcanon him as trans. I think he's on t and has had top surgery, but not bottom surgery, and I don't think he plans to get bottom surgery, which creates clashes with Jayne's rigid ideas of masculinity and manhood (said clashes exist in the show already, but I think it's fun to extrapolate on them from a trans perspective).
Zoë
My thoughts on Zoë have remained unchanged. She and Wash are in a bi4bi relationship. She identifies as a cis woman but at the end of the day she doesn't really care. She's greysexual. Actually I don't think that last one was in my original post that might be a new addition.
Wash
That man is NOT cis. The direction in which he's not cis is fairly ambiguous, I can see arguments for every trans identity, but I personally lean towards nonbinary, in the sense that his gender is whatever's funniest. His gender is The Bit. I think the important thing is that no matter what his gender identity is, his gender expression does not change in the slightest.
Also, as previously mentioned he's bisexual. Look at him.
Inara
Canonically bisexual, and I think there's room to say that demisexuality is also supported by canon, considering how much she emphasises the emotional connection with her clients.
I'd also say polyamory is sort of implied by her job, seeing as the whole deal is that she has multiple romantic and sexual partners at any given time. And I don't think she'd want to date someone who wasn't ok with an open relationship, because she wouldn't quit her job, so one of them would always be unhappy. This is one of two main sticking points that's stopping her from confessing to Kaylee, the other being how restrictive the Guild is (I really need to make a full post about that).
I think she's cis, but I could absolutely see a transfem interpretation, which could also be super interesting to explore the intersections between trans people and sex workers, especially as it pertains to the decriminalisation and government affiliated unionisation of the Guild compared to the lack of support on the Rim.
Jayne
The most consistent of my headcanons. Bisexual aromantic trans man. Has had both top surgery and bottom surgery. Is on testosterone but will NOT trust Simon with managing that. Basically, trying to be as cis as possible. Not necessarily stealth, but won't bring it up unless it's in an argument with Mal or an environment in which he's SUPER comfortable (yet to be seen on Serenity. Maybe with Book)
Kaylee
Lesbian. That's also her gender identity. But it takes her a while to figure that out, so I'd say for most of the show she's identifying as bisexual due to comphet. In my rewrite, the turning point comes through a conversation with Inara in The Message.
And I think she's demiromantic, because something about always wanting romance but never quite being able to make it click seems fitting to her character (which is me projecting) and the fact that I think she's in love with her best friend.
Simon
There is no universe in which that man is straight. If he's attracted to women he's bisexual. If he's exclusively attracted to women he's a lesbian.
There's an archivist on tiktok (@/butchboyfriend) who wears a lot of vintage fashion which then kind of masks the fact that he's actually jacked, and he describes himself as "transsexual twinkbutch", which I think would SO be Simon if he was trans.
As it stands, though, my main Simon Tam headcanon is gay, demisexual and demiromantic, cisgender. I think he's an incredibly supportive and well-meaning ally and he never says anything transphobic, but sometimes says things that carry unfortunate implications that he doesn't pick up on until they're pointed out (very in line with his canon struggles, if I do say so myself). Over time on Serenity he learns to recognise those implications, but he'll still occasionally find new ones popping up, and everyone on board knows him well enough to know that it's unintentional.
In terms of being gay, it's not necessarily implied by canon, but like... his struggles with Kaylee can definitely be read that way. Particularly, I didn't realise his "not with Kaylee" line was supposed to mean "we were drunk, I wouldn't do that to her", because what I heard was "I would never have sex with Kaylee". Some of that is for sure my literal thinking but I do think it was also written sort of clunkily to create the maximum miscommunication drama (which is my number one issue with the way saylee is written in the show. The way it's written through the eyes of my mutuals, however? Perfection). See also "tell me more good stuff about me!" "well, every other woman I know is either married, professional, or closely related to me, so, you're... more or less, you're literally the only girl in the world!"
And, quite frankly, if there's a non-zero amount of people who read his struggles with Kaylee as self-sabotage and use that to come to the conclusion that he's in love with his sister, I think it's more than reasonable for me to say that said self-sabotage is evidence of homosexuality. Not that I think anyone here is gonna call me unreasonable for that, I just hate that people seem to think incest is more likely than queerness. Anyway I digress.
River
Also has not changed. Agender and aroace. The triple A battery, if you will. Recognises gender as an invented social construct that she Will Not participate in. Doesn't care what gendered terms are applied to her, but you can pry mèimei from her cold dead hands.
I believe in the comics she has a girlfriend? I haven't read the comics, nor do I plan to, but I'm accepting that as canon. Whether that's a queerplatonic relationship or River choosing to partake in romance and/or sex without attraction is up to audience interpretation. This ties into her autism coding, as this is a relationship that has to be built outside of social norms.
Book
Aroace. The biggest indicator of this, to me, is in Objects in Space when he tells Jayne that some Shepherds do marry, but he follows a narrower path. The idea of someone becoming a Shepherd to get people off their backs about getting married and having kids is also really funny to me.
I think he's nonbinary but like at the end of the day also doesn't really care. Any pronouns, any gendered terms, whatever. I like to think "Shepherd" is a gender neutral title. Specifically, I think he's nonbinary because he identifies strongly with the belief that God has no gender, and he was made in God's image, so therefore part of his path as a Shepherd is to reject that human construct - though he's of course very understanding that that is his path, and doesn't push that onto anyone else. Tries to use it to connect with River, before realising that religion won't help with that and switches tactics to theology.
Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.
Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.
And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.