honey lemon drops

Peeling lemon

Aquired sugar

They’ll just randomly come up and hug my legs, then leave

They love “dancing” which is basically just holding my hands and wiggling, it’s precious

I love this one little girl who says and signs “please” over and over with the cheesiest smile, like really hamming it up, like that’s gonna make me say yes eventually. It cracks me up.

Why tf do parents send their kids here with layers of booger crust

Being picked up and put back down = endless entertainment

They can’t play catch but they can and will play fetch

It’s a miracle I’m able to work here at all with auditory processing issues, I have no fucking clue what these kids tell me

I failed this poor little girl by offering to sing her the baby bumblebee song (which she loves) then immediately blanking on all of the words 😬

I also forgot wheels on a bus so I just let them suggest animals

Well that bus must’ve smelled like shit cause they made me sing about chickens and ducks on the bus 5 times

This one little boy made me change a gorilla’s “diaper” 4 times in a row, and then we stopped because I had to change his diaper

You know, toddlers are just very repetitive creatures

So far all my other coworkers are really good about encouraging body autonomy and disciplining kids over it, lots of “boss of my body” talk, which I love

They made me “food” all recess so needless to say I pretended to eat a lot of wood chips

Baby: *falls down*

Other babies: *start poking her like some sacred ritual while she stoically sits there*

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This humans house smells like flowers!! 🌸​🌼​🌷 yum!

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Update: there are no flowers 😭​ I feel so robbed

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Update: they put me in a plastic cup ☹️​

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HELP NEEDED

my wife is mad at me :(

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Damn that's crazy. Have you tried talking to her.

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Dude youre a black widow spider I dont think you're qualified to give love advice

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Actually black widow females only eat the males in extremely stressful situations such as being kept in captivity, my wife and I live in a beautiful meadow and we're fine

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Then why is your blog full of vore

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Can't a man have a fetish

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Milking my beloved aphids! 💖​💓​💖​💓​💖​💓​

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:3c

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dont you FUCKIGN dare

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*sees a mantis crawling overhead* Tsk... such a fool... *into the intercom* attack, mine simps

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Knowing OP is an ant mimic spider makes this a thousant times funnier

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why do you know so much about ants

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I tricked ants into raising me

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Isnt that a little exploitative?

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Ants love being exploited dont listen to the haters

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Youre a termite of course youd say that

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That's so fucking racist???

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lmao .You are both racist 🙄​

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IS THAT A LARVA??? ON BUGBLR???

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Relax it's my little brother. who's currently tricking ants into raising him

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I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

Yall, I can’t believe that I have to do this, but I am going to say this in as clearly as possible

The anon was very confused.

Grace: hi! It’s so nice to meet you Adrian, I’m Grace and I’m 38!!

*Adrian goes very still.*

Adrian: Grace be behind Adrian.

Grace: uhhh.. *thinking this is some kind of greeting he doesn’t know about* okay!

Adrian: *very slowly raises back leg in scorpion like fashion at Rocky*