Newt - they/them - 24 - taurus

Messenger! What news have you from the Yaoi front?

i can't feel my legs

A shame. Rest in the dining hall. The Yuri nuns will attend to your wounds.

Egads. Perhaps you may wait here. The nuns appear occupied.

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

before and after you told them they were beautiful

}why did they ever do that to the cowboy one look at him he is the epitome of majesty and charisma I’d trust this sheriff with my life{

one of them isn’t even a cat

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

Oh. This. I don’t like this.

WHAT!!!!!

This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day

love

jack black starting a youtube channel for the soul purpose of one upping pewdiepie and having megalovania in his first video isnt how i expected 2018 to end i gotta say

Wait what