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He’s actually bad ass

So awesome I love him

So awesome I love him 💝

This goes hard he’s actually awesome

someone could probably say something pretty about fossils, constellations, and stars in the sky

I really needed the last one

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

#people will overlook the perfect breeds to suit their needs based on just their looks#and get a work dog because it looks cool

@gallusrostromegalus

Any time someone sees Herschel and says "AWWW I want a Corgi <3" (because he is Very Cute (TM)), I immediately reply: "Do not get a Corgi unless you have a job for it to do. They were bred to bully livestock across the hills of Wales. This is basically a Border Collie that knows he is cute enough to get away with murder. If you get one and it doesn't have a job, it will apply its livestock-bullying instincts to YOU. Herschel's job specifically is to help manage my crippling ADHD, because I don't have a bull for him to micromanage." This gets me odd looks at the home depot but it does get the point across.

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

Queer joy detected!

George Strait not detected

manifesting for everyone to have a very lesbian summer

Manifesting for everyone to have a very lesbian winter

manifesting for everyone to have a very lesbian autumn!

manifesting for everyone to have a very lesbian spring!

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

you can’t give lana del rey more than 50 all time classics

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

Swine/11

no there were 3

thinking about how songs about a city both create and participate in the myth of that city - how when viennese operetta sings about vienna as a city of the Waltz in 3/4 time, or when parisian street songs praise the romance of paris, or when new york big band songs say that if you can make it here you can make it anywhere, they're both saying true things about the world and making them truer

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

The like button is rainbow 🌈