gay divorce summer sundays, it’s been an honor. see you in [redacted] years

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

wow i've never been so understimulated in my life someone get me lsd or have sex with me where you hit me a lot or something

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards