someone write a barantos fic where baran joins everyone on the roof but she’s actually terrified of heights

life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you

gay divorce summer sundays, it’s been an honor. see you in [redacted] years

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

wow i've never been so understimulated in my life someone get me lsd or have sex with me where you hit me a lot or something

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off