baddie but saddie

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

the absolute soap-opera melodrama of scully quitting the x files and mulder immediately going to a shitty bar, getting as drunk as possible and saying out loud to the bartender ‘one is the loneliest number 😔’ like nobody mopes harder than this guy

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing

once again thinking about mulder checking scullys lower back for marks in ep1 and forever never being able to take his hand away from the small of her back for 9 seasons